Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. George, who’s now wearing his toupee, discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Kramer gives a…

Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a “show about nothing.”

Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a “show about nothing.”

George meets an old friend who’s spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy, that everyone knew except him. Kramer calls a litterbug “a pig” near a cop who’s on a…

Elaine and Jerry are suspicious of a friend’s gift, when a gift Elaine gave him, a label maker, is given to Jerry in return for some Superbowl tickets Jerry has…

Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt’s tennis racket, but the injury suffered may ruin her chances, especially when she must get his racket back. Jerry’s girlfriend never laughs,…

Through his current girlfriend, Lois, Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race and he wants a rematch with Jerry to prove he…

Jerry confronts his dry cleaner, whom he spotted wearing a jacket that he brought in for cleaning. George passes over hiring an attractive secretary for a less attractive one, he…

A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by “Jon Voight.” Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big…

Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian, the only condition,…

George and Kramer convince Jerry he’ll be missing out on something if he stops dating a Romanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George’s bathroom habits….

Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry’s new couch. Kramer plans to start the pizza business he thought of back in “Male Unbonding” with Poppie. George joins a…

Jerry and Elaine see George’s father with a man with a cape but don’t say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George’s phone line after the wires get crossed…

Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend…

Elaine’s boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. George and his girlfriend pick…

Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant; when they need a chaperone Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her…

Rehearsals for the pilot begin. Russell’s obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work. George asks TV Kramer about the raisins. The real Kramer might be forced to work on…

Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their “nothing” lives. Russell Dalrimple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is…

Going out to buy an engagement party present for “The Drake,” George parks his father’s car in a handicap parking spot, after taking Kramer’s advice. An angry mob trashes the…

The strong body odor of a valet is left in Jerry’s car. George can’t believe it when he spots Susan holding hands with another woman. Elaine loses her current boyfriend…

Jerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it “rhymes with a female body part.” Could it be “Mulva”? Elaine visits an old boyfriend who’s…

Jerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of implants. Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at the health club. By accident Elaine later discovers…

Jerry, Elaine & George volunteer to help the elderly. Jerry gets assigned to a nasty old man. Elaine is repulsed by the goiter problems of hers and George depresses his…

No thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, “not that there is anything…

Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive, one of their problems is they don’t know how to do the Elaine character. Jerry meets an…

George meets a Chinese female lawyer who thinks he is real funny; so he tells Jerry not to be funny around her, but she becomes attracted to this. Kramer returns…

Jerry tries to make two show dates and afterwards go to the movie theater to meet everyone. George gets in the wrong line for tickets. George, Elaine & Kramer decide…

Elaine is humiliated when she accidentally shows a bit too much on her Christmas card photo, that she has sent out to everyone she knows. Jerry has a date with…

When their flight home gets canceled, Jerry & Elaine gets on another flight, the latter gets cramped into coach and Jerry parties in 1st class with a model. George and…

George’s mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching him doing “you know.” When George says he’ll never do it again, Jerry challenges him to a contest…

After much procrastination, George and Jerry strain to think of an idea for their TV series a few hours before a meeting with NBC executives. Jerry finds out a girl…

“Crazy” Joe leaves Jerry a message saying he will put the “kibosh” on him. Kramer has tickets for the opera, Pagliacci, and everyone is going including Elaine and her boyfriend…

Jerry and George begin to work on the pilot for the series they pitched to NBC. Jerry says the wrong thing while “messing” around with one of Elaine’s co-workers. George…

Jerry’s girlfriend, Naomi has a laugh that sounds like “Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer,” and when she hears George’s message to Jerry, she breaks up with him. So instead,…

Jerry has dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo. Women, who’s paying and the watch are all discussed. Elaine uses Kramer as “her boyfriend” in trying to fool her shrink….

Jerry’s parents come to town to see a back specialist, they hear about “Crazy” Joe not liking Jerry and ask about the watch they gave him. George “negotiates” the deal…

Kramer suffers side effects from his head injury. NBC gives Jerry and George another meeting and on the way, Jerry throws out a watch his parents gave him. He then…

NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with “nothing.” Kramer trades a…

Jerry and George try to contact the police to tell them Kramer is innocent. Kramer still doesn’t know he’s wanted. Jerry and George get a ride in a police car…

With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. While auditioning, Kramer…